it was a Monday morning in summer, Mario was cooking some morning spaghetti, Luigi woke up due to a aroma of unnatural scent, Luigi went to the kitchen and smelled something unfamiliar that he cannot get to know, "Mario?" Asked Luigi, questioning what was the aroma, "what were you making this morning?" Said Luigi, Mario didn't answer, instead he ran into the bathroom and he began shouting as a bunch of shit started getting out, it was the most painful experience he has ever been through. He began shitting then started throwing up and vomiting out blood and bits of shit, he felt so waisted that he couldn't take it anymore, he tried to leave but just an ever flowing string of shit was coming through his foaming mouth, he was slowly suffocating through all the shit and vomit he has in his mouth, he was slowly losing breath and consciousness through all means, after a few hours. He lays there on a floor covered in his own shit and vomit,
Guess we have this now
ReplyDeleteI mean Gnome wanted mobilefags to be on the forums somehow, idk if having an anonymous chat feature is a good idea though.
DeleteI mean if the main domain goes down this could be a temporary solution.
DeleteMario's morning spaghetti by Luis A, Katyak
ReplyDeleteit was a Monday morning in summer, Mario was cooking some morning spaghetti, Luigi woke up due to a aroma of unnatural scent, Luigi went to the kitchen and smelled something unfamiliar that he cannot get to know, "Mario?" Asked Luigi,
questioning what was the aroma, "what were you making this morning?" Said Luigi, Mario didn't answer, instead he ran into the bathroom and he began shouting as a bunch of shit started getting out, it was the most painful experience he has ever been through. He began shitting then started throwing up and vomiting out blood and bits of shit, he felt so waisted that he couldn't take it anymore, he tried to leave but just an ever flowing string of shit was coming through his foaming mouth, he was slowly suffocating through all the shit and vomit he has in his mouth, he was slowly losing breath and consciousness through all means, after a few hours. He lays there on a floor covered in his own shit and
vomit,
Wait is this the actual copypasta?
DeleteHOLY SHIT THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE THE BROMARIO9 COPYPASTA
DeleteI wonder if Bromario9 has an account on SC?
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DeleteShut the fuck up.
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